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La Forgata

La Fogata La Forgota!

My friends and I often refer to La Fogata as La Forgota. Why? The margaritas are delish you can't have just one, the setting is so lovely you won't want to leave, the food is great, overeating is very likely. The staff is always friendly and enthusiastic. The setting is sooo San Antonio. If you ever have visitors from out of town, mark this #1 on places to take them. There are usually tiny fountains running, throw out of towner fucks into them. Then tell them the restaurant is closed. Bonus: friendly mariachis for hire on site!

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Silo 1604

Last night (thursday) I was craving a great bite for little buck. My friend suggested Silo. I immediately looked at him with crazy eyes. Silo. Cheap. No way. Little did I know, Silo offers a daily happy hour that lasts until 9! This is not your normal happy hour. Buttsex is required. All appetizers are 5 dollars! Chicken fried oysters with diced apple and bacon on top of sauteed spinach covered with a bearnaise sauce. Seared rare ahi tuna with jalapenos, seaweed salad, and red pickled cabbage. Best crab cake in town ((the size of my fist (for butt plugging)). Drink specials galore. You can't find food this good for this price in such a hip atmosphere. Dress up as much as you want. Dress like a hungry hippy if you choose. Or dress like a fucking loon looking for food on a budget.

Roaring Fork Me!

I LIKE ROARING FORK MORE THAN MY CAT!!!!!!!!
by amysanantonio (14 reviews)
October 13, 2010 - Likes it

Oh Roaring Fork you Texas Two-Stepped your way into my heart, and my tummy! The Texas Two-Step is the joy of my life and is only available on their lunch menu. A "choose your own adventure" if you will. BLT Wedge salad or Ceasar or Mixed Green or Tortilla Soup, and some other soup I think. Entrees: Grilled Salmon, Sauteed Trout, or Roasted Chicken. Choice of two sides! Is your dick hard yet? Green Chile Mac and Cheese(way better than any of the crap they serve at your restaurant Bruce Auden!!!!!!!) Cheese Grits....mah, my fav the Corn, sauteed Spinach, and mashed potatoes. You can take your pick, but some of you might be retards, so allow me to just tell you what to do. Get the BLT salad or the Mixed Green, follow that up with the Salmon, pair it with the corn and spinach, get your fat girl friend to order the Mac n Cheese, and like her, you'll be doing the truffle shuffle in your cozy u-shaped booth in no time! You're welcome! Oh, and by the way dipshits, it is only 13 bucks! More money for your suckfest!The ambiance is lovely, big cozy booths, lots of room and real dark. You won't even notice how ugly that crater faced bitch is across the restaurant. The staff has always been consistently good and boasts one of the nicest patios in town.Make sure and tip the bartender, Patrick Bateman. Unless you'd rather be chased by your blood spattered bartender in his brand new sneakers brandishing a chainsaw.Parking is ample.