ghostland horse hockey

reminder to self:  watch out for violent 36 year old sluts who want to fuck asians on space heaters.  you will want to go home.

the news

lots of the local news top stories have involved high school coaches speaking to their players in a highly inapproptiate manner.
I say, those kids should fight back.  It is not their fault that the 1989 quarterback of his football team can't get his dick hard, got drunk, pissed the seat and lost his keys.  He got fat, ran his wife and family away,  and now sits at home watching Two and a Half Men!

CAREFUL WHEN PASSING.

BAGEL TALK

when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time! 
I like to insert other, funnier nouns into the pizza slot.
Wiener, pad thai, gelato, egg drop soup, wiener(pl.)
the possibilities are endless, one could make a night of it!
YOU ARE WELCOME!

WEEDS1!

Now Nancy is a constantly dressed like a 16 year old girl who only has enough money to shop at wet seal!  , WHO GIVES A SHIT!  Keep watching, I dare you.  You will end up without Elizabeth Perkins.  Good luck with that mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!