The Last Unicorn!

I had never seen The Last Unicorn.  No one until Quinn had ever shown it to me.  I had no idea I was missing out on such trippy animation.  And music by America?!  That booby tree lady!  Jeff Bridges, Mia Farrow, Alan Arkin, Angela Lansbury, and Christopher Lee.  Send me to that cast party!  Thanks for that Quinn!  Well now I just finished watching the Care Bear movie, which is a personal fave.  But!  The song at the end sounds suspiciously like some John Mayer horse shit, which would be impossible.  Movie made in 85 he born in 80-shit vortex.  He stole his sound from the Care Bears: The Movie theme song.  I'm spreading the word.  The jig is up John Mayer!  I'm reporting you!

Happy to be happy

I am thankful for talking shit about food,  I get to eat.

Get Fucked! In Castle Hills!

Apple Annies, dinner served at 4:30.   Lucky Burger, open for years without ever selling any burgers.  Oblate Cafe, horse shit.  Zorbas,  all the cash is probably from spanikopita.  or dolmas.  There soon will be a stand-off in Castle Hills.  Ice pics, spatulas, salad tossers.  someone will die.  Garibaldi's will be destroyed in a week or two when a barrage of rocks with terrifying notes rubberbanded to them,  thrown by me!  We do have Pam though!  Thanks to Jesus for Pam and her slave Mr. Pam.  Happy Holiday dining from Castle Hills!

rissoni's

While most might find that scallop dish served on on the shell tasty...  i thought it tasted like overpriced, shitty scallop.
Some are far more forgiving than I.
That was the best of a series of greasy crap.
This being a new restaurant, I appreciate a recommendation.
My mom had a delicious Monk Fish, my Dad had an ok Taglieatielle.
I had some bullshit seabass!
Cream sauce that I would drown an enemy in.
No salt.
all bullshit......

sandwich that i like

There is a sandwich that i like.

Two pieces of wheat bread.

I spread each one with lots of mayo, the real stuff.
Coat each slice with pickle relish, as thin or thick as you like.
Top each side with some cheddar cheese.
Then put your favorite Turkey, in the middle!
For a little kick, add some Sriracha sauce to the mayo.
This never gets old!


NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A RECIPE!