- Edit review September 15, 2010 - Doesn't like it
Where to begin..... La Gloria is perched right on the newly expanded portion of the San Antonio River at the Pearl Brewery. They have a great patio and really cool metal work. All the chairs and deco are some sort of metal plasma gun amazing. They invested in the misters (meesters). I like them. Some ladies hate the meesters because it fucks up their makeup and hair, doesn't bother me because I'm such a mess, I will probably get shitfaced and fall in the river anyway. The food, oh the the food. The ceviche seriously tasted like they had taken one of those bags of frozen shrimp you get at HEB, let it defrost, open a can of corn pour that in the bag, shake it up and throw a handful in a bowl! No salt, no acid, tasted like bullshit! Then there were a bunch of tacos that I don't remember much about, other than the fact that they blew. There was some weird little bean package thing that was ok, but was in no way was redeeming. NOTHING was seasoned. I asked for "spicy" with every order that was made. They should have just put little skirts on us, because the salsa was pussy!So after spending about 50 bucks on all this garbage, totally unsatisfied, walked across the parking lot to Sandbar where we had the best crab cake sandwiches ever! I guess that is another review!!In conclusion, we should have just taken 50 bucks and all the tacos and thawed shrimp and flushed it all down the toilet and saved ourselves a lot of time.I want to like you La Gloria, i do, but all I really want to say to you is get a job!!!!! I think I found one! -Make good food!!!
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