1. "Dude! The Good Son!" Screamed in Elijah Wood's face at the 2003 SXSW. (Lord of the Rings peak)
2. My panties are in the dryer! I'm ready to party! Pick me up!
3. They wake up at like 4 in the morning and start cooking them.! "What do they cook?" Carne Guisadas! "are you going to get one?" Fuck NO! I'm getting a potato and egg! They're expensive! (carne guisadas) But you should get one. And give me a bite.
4. I need something to wear! "Well, look through my closet if you would like to borrow something." How about this? "That is the most expensive thing I own, so no." DUDE! It's not like I'm gonna go to Too Good To Be Through, and be like, HOW MUCH?1
5. Pregnancy test came back negative! THREE PRAIRIE FIRES!
6. "Wow... these Taco Cabana tacos are pretty good." Uh..... ya. Do you know why they are good? (you stupid fuck) BECAUSE THEY ARE FRESH!
7. Dude! Give me your Americus Diamond box! I'm gonna put my Zale's in it!
8. One day on the zip-line at Natural Bridge Caverns... "Dude, spray me with the hose! I want to enhance my experience!"
9. "Ryan is such a nice guy, he didn't eat anything the whole trip."
10. "Hey, I can't find Kitty. I had to put my SIM card in some fat guy's phone.
Footnote:
There is no such term as a modern-day poet, unless Anna Lisa Moreno is included in that sentence.
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