Is it just too great? I mean, why the fuck don't we all live there? Well that would just be too easy wouldn't it?! Lakes, rivers, hippies, yuppies, dykes, motorheads, geeks. Rooney! .... Call me sir!
Beautiful people everywhere. Really! So many pretty folks on every side of my chubby face! Plenty of douche bags on hand to verbally rip apart to mineself.
You can literally walk a mile in any direction and have door after door of doors! If you do have a penis you will most likely find some ear gauges to put your weiner in! Keep your eye out for young, pregnant ladies who are about to ruin their lives. Congratulations! It's a jerk! 215 pounds and 4 ounces. Someone cut the cord to his..xbox!
So I think I might take that 800k I have lying around my money drawer and get me a cozy place in a-town. I will start reading Mother Jones and shitting green. Get a yoga membership and give up on penis.
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