My response to some stupid asshole against a new Whole Foods on the north side.

Wow.  This fart blossom really grinds my gears.  I have been waiting for a Whole Foods a little closer to my house for quite some time.  I'm a huge fan, and I think San Antonio could easily support several locations in this town.  This douche is trying to prevent me getting Cilantro Pesto Tofu into my mouth in under 10 minutes, driving from home to store.  SO FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!


DICKFACE:
[quote=smuboy86;18297456]I don't get it, I think that the San Antonio whole foods is perfectly adequate for our needs as a city. It's comparable to any whole foods it's age and some that are newer. It's quite a bit larger than the one in the Dallas suburb of Richardson and about the same size as the Plano and Highland Park locations. It's probably triple the size of the old dallas one that just got replaced by the one in the picture above. The old Dallas one had been around in one shape or another since the early 80's.
I think that the stone oak one is going to bomb, people out there are to concerned with double coupons and trying to keep there suburbans filled with gas. They may make a special trip once in a while, but I doubt they make it a regular experience.[/quote]

ME:
San Antonio is a big city, a huge city size wise.  Why shouldn't everyone have the access to the great grocery store Whole Foods is without having to drive to Alamo Heights?  Ya, Stone Oak is pretty lame, but it will be so much closer and convenient for large portion of the city, not just Stone Oak.  You are making that Stone Oak crowd look pretty good next to your BS.  I used to work at the Whole Foods you speak of.  People would drive from Boerne, Kerville, Bulverde, and all over the hill country to buy all of their groceries on a consistent basis.  Huge short cut for them!  Maybe the Whole Foods with the 09 address is perfectly adequate for you, but this is going to be great for the rest of us.  No one is taking YOUR Whole Foods away bro.  Calm the fuck down!  Just spreading the tofu and lavender oil to the other side of town.  Why can't we all do a line!  The double coupon comment makes you look especially ridiculous, do you think financially conscience people and all natural food stores are exclusive of each other?  Maybe the biggest bonus from the new store is no possibility running into a pretentious ass like you.  Congrats on your knowledge of Dallas Whole Foods square footage,  no one here gives a shit.  Move back!  I guarantee you won't be missed, and I'm sure a bunch of 6 fingered inbreds from Highland Park will care a lot more about the bullshit that comes out of your mouth than the good people of San Antonio.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE MOVE!