Top Old Man Rees Quotes. In a somewhat particular order.

1.  Chad: Would you like a sip of my milkshake Mr. Rees?
     Mr. Rees: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!
2.  THERE'S A BONE!  (while eating Trip's somewhat smoked salmon)
3.  Chad:  Where the fuck is Craig?!!  (at three in the morning after Dallas Sessions falsely accused        Craig of stealing Becky Glusac's phone)
     Mr. Rees:  He is here Chad
     Chad:  Well unlock the door because I am coming over to kick his ass
     Mr. Ress:  Ok. AND GIVE HIM A PUNCH FOR ME!
4.  It's not easy being retired!
5.  "I pay for everything.............Give me a kiss.............I'm getting the hell out of here."
6.  That's a good slice!  OOOP!  (slice of pizza does a backflip)
7.  Who is this Lauren? (while craig is pretending to be some asian, shit talking from Linda's house)
8.  "Hey Amy... would you like to ring the bell?"  (referring to the bb gun that sit's by his sliding glass door, and the bell that hangs from the tree.)
9.  Craig: Hey old man, how was lunch?
     Old Man Rees:  It was fine?
     Craig: Thats not what I heard!  I heard you spilled a full beer, and ruined lunch!
     Old Man Rees:  Mah! WHO TOLD YOU?!
10. God dammit, your mother, she is a beautiful woman.  But she's a little high strung.  BAH
11. Do you see a drink in my hand now, Linda?!
12. "Do you like gin?"  -old man's go-to pickup line.
13. Host of "Hollywood Squares" game show in 1978: "So Mr. Rees, what have you been doing while
        in Burbank?"
      Old Man Rees: "DRINKING TOTTIES!!!!!"