Would you like to swing on a star?

Or would you rather go to earth?  "Out of This World".  Great TV show from the 90's, with an even better theme song.  So, this teenaged chick can freeze time by simply pointing her index fingers together.  Apparently her mom fucked some alien, thus the superpower.  I want to say she had some gay uncle who was in on the secret.  But for the most part she is raised by her single mom, and gets these weird visits from her dad who is some kind of light ball who talks out of a lamp and gives her advice about boys and shit.  There should have been way more gambling, rearranging church marquees, donkey punching enemies, dining and dashing, excessive napping, and farting in the middle of a crowd and then vanishing.  She really never seemed to take advantage of her gift.  When I try to put my index fingers together, all I get is a failed sobriety test.  Thanks SAPD!